I've been musing through the "conservative" and "liberal" punditry lately, and I've come to realize that I'm not a liberal after all.
I've just been telling myself that so I don't have to lie to get laid.
Liberal chicks are easy to get in the sack. Ariana is my next conquest.
So what the hell am I?
Since political scientists and philosophers tend to just make up words and terms all the time, I'll give it a go:
I'm a neoconsyndaclisticmulitliberalmarxistgunnutfreedomlovingwomanizingfeministmultifacetedfascist
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