Liberal Chicks Are Easy

I've been musing through the "conservative" and "liberal" punditry lately, and I've come to realize that I'm not a liberal after all.

I've just been telling myself that so I don't have to lie to get laid.

Liberal chicks are easy to get in the sack. Ariana is my next conquest.

So what the hell am I?

Since political scientists and philosophers tend to just make up words and terms all the time, I'll give it a go:

I'm a neoconsyndaclisticmulitliberalmarxistgunnutfreedomlovingwomanizingfeministmultifacetedfascist

That which does not destroy us only makes us stronger

“That which does not destroy us only makes us stronger.”

-Nietzsche

Um, from a political standpoint, if that ol’ adage is true, America is fucked.

We were shaken to the core after 9/11. We panicked. We went fucking nuts.

We started two completely retarded wars, ripped up our constitution, let our government go haywire, and then we destroyed our economy. And the world now hates us, mocks us, doesn't take us seriously. We haven’t even been able to rebuild the fucking towers that blew up that day.

So are we stronger now?

Fuck, I think we're dead.