15 Reasons why money is the most powerful force in the universe:
You don’t lose energy, you just convert it. You lose money.
All physical forces are external agents that cause stress or motion on a physical body, money just causes stress.
The strong force holds quarks and neutrons together to form particles, the scientists that figured that out were paid with money.
The strong force is the most powerful of the four physical forces. You can’t pay your bills with the strong force.
Archimedes corrected Aristotle’s fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of forces by studying simple machines. Aristotle had to pay for those machines with…..
Emperor Palpatine used the force to control the galaxy, Lucas used money to defeat him.
Ewoks = $$$$
Islamic fundamentalists (they never have money) try to force women to not have sex. Americans with money don’t have to force anyone to have sex.
Money = Sex
Only physicists worry about the strong force, everybody on the planet worries about money.
c + I + g + x -m > E=mc2
If you got that last one, congratulations, you’re almost as smart as you think you are.
They worship the “force” in the UK. We worship the $$$ in the US of motherfucking A.
USA GDP > UK GDP (14 trill > 2.13 trill, suck it losers)
- Diplomaniac
You don’t lose energy, you just convert it. You lose money.
All physical forces are external agents that cause stress or motion on a physical body, money just causes stress.
The strong force holds quarks and neutrons together to form particles, the scientists that figured that out were paid with money.
The strong force is the most powerful of the four physical forces. You can’t pay your bills with the strong force.
Archimedes corrected Aristotle’s fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of forces by studying simple machines. Aristotle had to pay for those machines with…..
Emperor Palpatine used the force to control the galaxy, Lucas used money to defeat him.
Ewoks = $$$$
Islamic fundamentalists (they never have money) try to force women to not have sex. Americans with money don’t have to force anyone to have sex.
Money = Sex
Only physicists worry about the strong force, everybody on the planet worries about money.
c + I + g + x -m > E=mc2
If you got that last one, congratulations, you’re almost as smart as you think you are.
They worship the “force” in the UK. We worship the $$$ in the US of motherfucking A.
USA GDP > UK GDP (14 trill > 2.13 trill, suck it losers)
- Diplomaniac
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